Pokemon Pick-Up Lines

[Pokemon Pick-Up Lines]

I want to start a 2nd Generation with you.

[Pokemon Pick-Up Lines]

[otherbully1]

Yall thinking Trump’s run for the presidency is over the same way yall thought Brexit wouldn’t happen. Yall gon stay yall lazy asses home on November 8th and wake up to a nightmare on the 9th.

[spikewriter]

Register. Verify. Get your asses to the polls on November 8th and vote. Tweeting and posting and reblogging don’t do a damn thing if you don’t actually complete a ballot.

[pokemon-goers]

I, a pokemon blogger, have to stress this. That’s how severe this election is.

[pokemonpick-uplines]

Same.

[Pokemon Pick-Up Lines]

You’re sweeter than Candy.

[Pokemon Pick-Up Lines]

Can you feel the Spark between us?

[askteaminstinctspark]

[Pokemon Pick-Up Lines]

Wanna see something longer than Alola Exeggutor’s neck?

[Pokemon Pick-Up Lines]

My map says there’s a hottie nearby, and the footprints led me right to you.

[pokemonpick-uplines]

My map says there’s a hottie nearby, and I’m not sure how to track it, but I’m pretty sure it’s referring to you. 

[Pokemon Pick-Up Lines]

Can you feel the Spark between us?

[Pokemon Pick-Up Lines]

No one holds a Candela to you.

[Pokemon Pick-Up Lines]

I must be a Pokemon because you’ve lured me in.

[Pokemon Pick-Up Lines]

If you need to stock up on Pokeballs, I’ve got a couple right here.